We’ve entered a new era of the cinema, my peeps.
With North Korea giving all the studios the creeps.
Producers and directors now are pussy-footing round;
“The Interview” has driven poor old Sony to the ground.
I foresee that studios will bow to hacker threats,
And never make a movie that their dignity upsets.
Dictatorships will be depicted as upstanding states;
Mass murderers as loners who are looking for some mates.
All movie critics will become proactive and extreme;
Taking on the studios just like the old A Team.
Going to the movies is become somewhat war-torn;
You never know if land mines might go off in your popcorn.